I say: What do you do?

You do whatever you want. It has to follow basic cause and effect, I'm usually pretty lax about what you can do, but tell me what you do. The game is designed around your choices.

Feel free to jump into the game that's already going. When there's a "What do you do" pause, introduce yourself into the game in some way, and I'll fit you in.

BUT PLAY. Lobster is the only one playing, so get over to mah Um game or I'll turn you into goo.

*turns into goo*
*joins the game anyway*